These people are terrorists in the same way PETA and tree spikers are terrorists.

Occupying bumfuck nowhere in Oregon is not terrorism. If I climb a random tree hours from civilization and tell the world I’ll shoot anyone that tries to take me from it, I wouldn’t be a terrorist, I’d be an idiot. They’re inbred morons that will be shot at some point.

Just buy ground chuck instead.

They’re asking for portions of federal and state criminal codes to be rewritten for a celebrity. That’s not going to happen.

That’s kind of my point. Since the title is “Five Best...”, it naturally means it’s only the authors’ opinions. If it was “Your Five Best...”, it’d be a different story.

Since this is an opinion piece, they’re entitled to their opinions. How people are getting confused is beyond me. The word “best” already clearly denotes subjectivity. If this was, say, “Five Most Popular Anime of 2015”, then I can understand confusion.

The season ended a few weeks ago.

Very much so. The Eclipse scene is especially faithful to the source.

The Golden Age arc was three movies, averaging 1 1/2 hours each, so I doubt they’ll be short.

Sometimes you just need a fish in the pajamas.

Damn. Did they at least wait for it to warm up to vagina temp? Cold canned soup is horrendous.

It was probably more like:

I wonder if it made that exciting pop like it does when I want to bake some croissants.

Splinters, I would assume.

I really hope they walked in with the bristles sticking up so they cast the silhouette of Sideshow Bob.

More than the bee ambushing you from a can and fucking you up Iron Man style? What’s wrong with you?

I can’t confirm this as it happened in the 70s, but my friend’s father told us an amusing story from when he was doing his residency in the ER. One night, a distraught woman came in needing help, but would not describe her issue in any more detail. Since she didn’t appear to have life-threatening injuries and the…

I suppose the broom kind of fills that niche.

Well, it’s hard trying to top those light-up spiky rubber ball parties every year.