DIDN’T REMOVE CHILI

Olivia Jackson is British.

It was loaded with blanks, which is kind of a misnomer. They don’t have the slug like regular rounds, but the air compression and the paper “slug” still have enough power to kill at very close range.

I’m sorry to hear that. Hopefully you’ll find something new soon.

If you want better tasting fish, and like to know that your fish lived freely, wild and wild-caught can totally be worth the extra cash.

If you have NFC on your phone, look into NFC tags. You can set them to turn off WiFi automatically when you leave your home, and another to turn on WiFi automatically when you go through your home door.

I’m not a veg in any way (brisket tacos for lunch and a steak for dinner), but carrots are delicious. I regularly saute them with garlic and some soy sauce. I can’t see them being bad, and kind of want to try this.

Even more perplexing considering the fact that there have been a few very dominant players (Lydia Ko and Tseng Yani before her) in the past few years and the LPGA has received a ton more coverage.

Aside from the minor asymmetry, she’s got some sexy eyes.

That tune’s way too catchy. Thanks Deadspin, I’m going to have a group of women howling “they’re playin baaaskeeetballlll” to me every time I breath.

Someone linked to your comment in a new Panthers-related article. It’s gold. Come join us in the magical year of 2015. We have flying cars and that stupid cronut craze has been replaced with dossants.

Shit’s all weird. Earlier the likes weren’t showing for me, then they were, but was only the number (and you clicked that to “star”). Now, the star and number are there, but you still have to click the number to star. What’s next, rain dance with a 7-layer burrito on your left shoulder to star?

The collector’s edition needs to include some Depends.

I think only Nobuhiro Tajima has done it...on a diet of chili dogs and donuts.

Do you even wing, bro?

That Boogotee killed me. I am now dead. Are you happy?

I know where they ended up.

I really hope this sticks as a meme.

I want to be a race car passenger. Just the guy who bugs the driver. Say man can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why we always going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man you really like Tide.

I was trying to guess what your response would be, and this did not disappoint.