There are so many problems with this interior, it’s hard to keep track.

Today, on Jalopnik.

Upon hearing the news, the CEO of Honda broke down.

I think they should get rid of both Evans and LeBlanc,.. perhaps even Sabine.

did you know the people in saudi arabia don’t watch the flintsones?

Or how about just:

Who said drunk? I have ridden for 47 years and that does not happen if you are doing it hammered. One beer and done jackass.

Dadmode3000 would have been like “Sorry, Mr. Jaxin, I am for real. Never make a stranger’s Lambo bounce, pay for every spot your daughter trounced.”

Why do reporters gotta ask this stupid ass question all the time about players retiring from the game. It’s one of the most stupid ass questions to ask for a reporter. Here’s the indian cricket team captain taking a reporter for a ride after being asked the retirement question

He feels embiggenned by his 15 minutes of of virality.

I like that word. It’s like virility and vitality. There is way too much avoision of cromulent neologisms these days.

I can’t believe you’re still supporting Michael Dukakis

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

R.R.S Hole

Hellcat?

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

You’re right. Storing eggs in drones is a terrible idea.

#robotlivesmatter

What a coincidence, my truck also has a 4k redline.