Wait. Why the fuck should a reporter have to ask her WHAT SHE MEANT? Is she not in charge of her own fucking words? Does she not have control over how she forms sentences? I am so goddamn tired of these people I have no fucking clue how I’m gonna make it 4 years without losing my goddamn mind over the hypocrisy.

This game feels way more like a classic Resi than 4, 5 and 6 did. I think you might be doing yourself a disservice if that’s the only reason.

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

She made $3 million for 48 seconds. Honestly, I’d let most people beat me up for less than a minute for that much money...but I also have very hefty student loans.

This is all very bad.

I don’t understand how Nintendo keeps getting away with their archaic account system and policies, and making people rebuy the same old VC games. It’s 2017 and they still don’t have a proper unified account system.

I have no faith that Nintendo will show goodwill on this front...which is exactly why I have no qualms whatsoever of using a rather large library of ROM files to play to my heart’s content.

I want someone to talk about me the way Gladio talks about cup noodles.

I had a Switch with Breath of the Wild pre-ordered but I canceled it all last night after a long day of thinking. Once I washed away all the hype I realized that Nintendo has fucked me over two times in a row now with the Wii and Wii U which are some of the worst consoles I’ve ever owned and I grew up with the…

Yeah, I’m really digging the new look too. This game is going to be epic.

This schedule is the biggest reason I’m holding off on purchasing the Switch.

Who carries their 3DS in their pocket? Don’t most put it in a bag?

I am a little curious as to why it didn’t make Kotaku’s list. Most of the writers/editors (yourself included) seemed to speak very highly of it. I realize there are a lot of good games out there, but it kindof seemed like some of the indie games on the list managed to get on instead by virtue of being “indie games.”

But you think you will give Titanfall 2 a chance, Heather?

It was top of my personal list. Titanfall 2 has some of the smartest design I’ve ever seen in a shooter.

Well, not listing Titanfall II in Kotaku’s top 10 of 2016 probably didn’t help things much either. I really do love me some Titanfall II, but I’m a bit nervous that the community is going to die out like the original.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?