DickSlinger
DickSlinger
DickSlinger

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Drake has always been a bitch. I mean someone has to say it and I guess that person is me today.

To the man’s house who does...

Ah yes, as everybody knows, when you want to capitalize on somebody’s name for clicks, you leave their name out of the headline, don’t mention them at all until the third paragraph of the story, and write the story about how much their coach sucks. This is good and informed media analysis and you’re not at all a

No way!

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

I believe him that he didn’t intend to say anything racially motivated, but I also feel that as a broadcaster he needs to be extremely aware of the connotations of anything he might say. Just because Yosemite Sam used to shout things like “wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute!” in old Looney Tunes cartoons doesn’t mean

You really think Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is on the take? Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is so desperate for cash that he’d risk his college eligibility, and decide where to attend school, over $100k?

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is

Pats Pulpit writers have eternal victim complex. This article is more of it. 

Uhhhhh because he recruited, coached, and enabled the likes of Aaron Hernandez, the Pounceys, Leak, and countless other notable shitheads while crowing about how they are the “top 1% of the top 1%” of college players. Tebow is the anomaly of the whole god-awful group, and Meyer skipped town as soon as Jesus Jr. left

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

He goes back into the draft next year, and the Chargers will be prohibited from picking him again.

Plenty of leverage. He doesn’t play this year, then reenters the draft and is a 1st round pick again.

No. Nobody else thinks that.

I highly encourage everyone to watch the gif on a loop while listening to this song. Gold!

What a monolith of fan-spewed negativity; thank God there are some Giants fans left brimming with optimism and perspective.