Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

incorrect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-penet…

HAHAH. “Won’t watch again until CM Punk fights” - this statement completely discredits your opinion of “the UFC’s product isn’t as entertaining as it was 100 years (events*) ago”

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“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

WWII vet with a Kinja. I’ve seen it all.

People who hate football (soccer) for no reason, other than the offside rule is just too complicated for them to understand, remind me a lot of Trump supporters. They hate what they don’t understand and they don’t understand a lot of things because they are fucking morons.

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

Can’t wait until somebody gets suspended for having a part-time job at the Tuscon Gamestop.

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I could see this. Just about every NFL team fan base seems to have a conspiracy theory that Ed Hochuli is out to screw their team.

Sure a terrible officiating team gets disbanded after one season, but we just let the Cleveland Browns keep on being a thing.

The way that people use the friend zone makes it sound like the person who is just a friend is doing something wrong/harmful/etc to the person who has the crush. And that’s just bullshit. The “friend,” is no way responsible for your feelings, and you don’t deserve shit just because you were nice to them. You’re…

Congrats to everyone who wants the gamertag StraightChillin.