He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to “alive.”

Well, yes and no. I have no idea if Giri drinks, but I’m 100% certain he smokes all the weed.

you don’t own a dog, obviously.

Goes a long way to explaining some of the weirdness with SNES-era football games (Tecmo Super Bowl III has all sorts of players who are genericized, and I’d bet it matches up with the list of people who didn’t take the money).

Reporter: Would you say you and your babies have a love-eight relationship?

Reporter: “Would you say you’re on cloud nine?”
Husband/Wife: “We’re on cloud nine!”

What makes you think Mike Mularkey won’t be replaced by Jeff Fisher in a few years? Fisher is playing the long con here.

The Hand is clearly magical in Daredevil. And so will be Iron Fist.

No, it applies pretty well.

Because the harder someone makes it to get information, the easier it is for the next guy to make it even harder, on down the line, until you never know anything about what supposed “public bodies” are doing behind closed doors.*

I hear Trump likes hard crumbly, flavorless yolks. You’re in good company.

Hot take comin’ in!

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.

That sounds like you are implying he is doing something wrong to me, causing a problem.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

Can someone please explain why Mike Mularkey is a head coach? He’s like Marty Schottenheimer, except instead of not being able to win the in the playoffs, he can’t win anything.

@dracosummoner: I refuse to play Audiosurf until it adds dedicated servers! #modernwarfare2