DickSlinger
DickSlinger
DickSlinger

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

I too played the “small Asian kid” role in Texas. Thankfully, it wasn’t a problem once 7/8th grade rolled around. But until then...

Back in high school, me and my girlfriend at the time had been dating for about four months. At the time, there was a kid who sat on the same bus as me and her, and had supposedly been infatuated with her since before me and her started dating.

in elementary school, i was a runt. tiny, skinny, and awkward. On top of that we were poor and i didnt have name brand clothes or shoes. One guy, “tim” the cool kid used to constantly pick on me and knock me down and embarrass me. Luckily we went to different middle schools, at which time i hit puberty, and got up to

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

THIS!? Coming from the same fucking guy who changed the pronunciation of his name so it would rhyme with Heisman.

That is a lot of words just to say that the first two letters were already taken which was my understanding initially. Nice bit of history though, thanks.

At some point in history my kids got possession of fake dog shit that looks troubling real. They use it often and it has been an April Fool's staple in the past. This morning I went into the bathroom and saw it on the floor, Ha Ha real original guys. It was only after I'd picked it up with my bare hand I realized

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

Police knew Thigpen by his failure to complete the short drive.

The fact that nobody asked a question like "Are you a doo doo head?" is a sure sign of the decline of our American society.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

Chris Fowler, God love him, is flat wrong. ESPN makes more money off a dominant, middling, or weak SEC than it does a Big Ten of any caliber because ESPN owns and operates the SEC Network and nearly all of the piece-of-shit adverbowls to which that league sends 11 teams annually.

I feel compelled to add Fowler is one

By all means, hate on FSU, because they deserve it. But please don't parrot ESPN lines about how the SEC deserves 4 teams in the top 5. Please.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

that fat dog is also a stupid dog. it could conserve precious calories by relaxing its forelimps and sliding its big fat body across the floor like a fat wheelbarrow made of fat.

Beslach says he was giving colleagues a PowerPoint presentation on company turnover.