He considered writing in Scott Norwood instead, but found his platform to be too far to the right.

Lay off him. Not everyone can go relax and get oral sex after the Sixers game.

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He's already made more in-game adjustments than Mike D'Antoni.

Anchor Bar, Duff's Wings, Schwabl's, Eckl's, Buffalo Chop House, Ilio DiPaolo's (Marshawn should know Ilio's — Bills players and front office people love that place) — I could go on and on.

It wasn't Peterson's son after all? Whew, that's a relief. I feel so much better knowing that this incredible piece of shit beat up someone else's 2-year-old.

This looks ghetto as fuck.

Are they just reading the Bleacher Report comment section off to each other?

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Apparently, according to a quick google search of "Joe Rogan + Moon landing", he actually admitted he was wrong on the moon landing being a hoax.

I have never seen such a piss-poor, garbeled together and technically incorrect "analysis" in my 20 years following the sport. I take it most of this nonsensical drivel was stolen straight off of Sherdog forums? Why doesnt DS hire someone who actually comprehends combative sports to cover them??

I don't know if there are enough towels in the world to clean up after this sloppy BJ of an article...

Such a shitty fucking article. Get a new MMA editor.

"and then inexplicably wrapped himself up in a huge American flag"- I mean it's not like he is an American, the nerve!

It's almost like the stay puft marshmallow man replaced the pink ooze from ghost busters 2.

Poor guy :(

A crime has been committed here, and a serious one at that. Ignoring good judgement for a quick joke is all well and fine until you get caught, and by publishing the evidence, you've essentially sealed the case and delivered the verdict.