This will get her the fifteen minutes she wanted, but

I was a teen girl when Lil' Kim spread it to the front on Hardcore and I never once felt the need to spread it like that unless of course I was getting my eagle on but come on, that's a given. People swore Kim was going to bring about the end of days with her pubic mound exposed to the world but nope, didn't happen. I…

Well first, I would argue that for better or worse, she's not making music for 14 year olds. Her works is for adults.

I honestly can't see a difference just because one is old.

Yeah, no. That is some really dumb reasoning.

Please explain how.

You know, I'm a teenage girl, and what would've been helpful for dealing with body issues wouldn't have been less women showing off their bodies, it would've been more support from my parents and those around me. It's actually pretty condescending, to say that women showing off their bodies proudly is going to hurt…

if Apple just had a problem with the female body, then they'd have a problem with this.

"You think you know, but you have no idea" is from MTV's Diary, not Cribs.

Always funny how these articles claim its the next big thing but in the end its just a small subculture. By far most of the Japanese youth do not follow these trends.

Never have I ever walked into a steakhouse assuming that it wasn't female-friendly, so this trend seems doubly fucking stupid to me.

Here's my concept for a real lady restaurant, using ideas I gained from seeing advertisements. It would look like a 1984 Laura Ashley catalog and serve cups of soy cappuccino foam and tiny bowls of non-fat yogurt with exactly three blueberries on top. Beautiful salads (non-fat dressing on the side) would be the…

I know "fat-shaming" is bad so does that mean being larger than the average person is okay?

I am so into eyebrows right now. I'm so spring chicken anymore, and my eyes are now "hooded." I feel sure if I were more fluent in the art of brow penciling, I might could balance all that out.

I think it's odd in general to think of a relationship as a job. I'm a wife but I don't think of myself as a psychologist, financial advisor, chef, prostitute and laundress. As a friend I don't think of myself as a events manager, life coach, psychologist, companion and career counselor. That's weird. All of our…

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it just makes it more difficult to hide who you are.

ALL MEN TURN INTO BOB SAGET IN HEAVEN

Ted and the kids are dead. Mom's the only one alive.

I had to warn my dad about this - he's been watching the show from the beginning, and even though he's pretty sick of it by now, he's a completionist. He's also a widower, and I think that, if it plays out this way, it could have hit him really hard.

Speaking of Zeitgeist, me and some Groupthinkers are meeting there tomorrow at 2PM (if there is good weather) if you want to swing by.