Don’t forget the whole-album remake of Taylor Swift’s 1989! He can’t catch a break these days unless it’s with other people’s songwriting!

They have Walgreens in the UK???

Refrain from assuming anyone cares about your Ethically Sound Boner.

“See ladies, my boner is smart!!!”

Even that Bradley Cooper role has been ruined for me, having heard a rumor that H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob’s Burgers) also auditioned for Rocky Raccoon. Every now and again, even now like a full year after the movie’s release, it pops into my head how much funnier HJB would have been.

UGHHHHH. Wes Anderson is great, and I fucking love dogs, so I was totally here for this... but now I’ve learned it’s set in Japan so it’s probably pretty much gonna be Dogs In Translation. Whatever.

Do you know Phong Ly personally? I’m having trouble finding evidence online that he’s Nikkei, and “Phong Ly” is super not a Japanese name.

This entire article reads like someone’s got an article to sell tbh. Thank god for people like me who know the writers better than they know themselves

At the risk of getting greyed out of Gawker Media forever, CA Pinkham still does crazy food service industry stories on Mondays, but over at Thrillist.

Shit, you’re right. How stupid and vapid and feminine of me to forget that this is still the media, where men’s opinions > all opinions. Hey Rich, hey Univision, when can I expect to hear that everything I do in my life is some BULLSHIT ATTENTION GRAB?

You’d think Jezebel of all the online rags would have an understanding of how easily women with important things to say are dismissed as being “attention-seeking.”

I hope the people who feed them don’t go hungry, either!

You mean the tween double-chain-smoking hacker from Hackers, the hot pop-punk guy from Bring It On, and the lead guy from Swimfan, Jesse Bradford??

It’s moving from a public broadcast station to a corporate one.

Or: “You, a person, are less important than decorative elements of a game that have nothing to do with actual gameplay. I have no sense of perspective and should probably be at SAT prep class.”

What I get from that scene is an impatient director in a rush and an interpreter who’s doing an incomplete job. Director goes on and on about the feeling of meeting an old friend for drinks, Humphrey Bogart, how expensive Suntory Hibiki whiskey is, etc. etc., and all interpreter gives him is “more intensity.” She…

It also asserts that a search for meaning and connection is not age-based or gender-based.

I DON’T KNOW AND HONESTLY I’M MAD THAT IT TOOK ME UNTIL 2016 TO SEE THE DAMN THING, IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.

You know what movie I watched recently for the first time that changed my damn life? Hackers. Great stoned.

The Rock: liked by grandmothers; makes some mean pulled pork; straightedge but tried weed once but it made him super paranoid; trolls Fitness Instagram under a fake account