Piers Morgan asked questions he would know not to ask a transgender person if him or anybody on his team did literally about 30 seconds of Googling.

Ah! I knew my original thought couldn't be right but it is totally juuuuust believable enough...

Am I reading this right? Is there a Jayson and a Jayven in this movie? Yikes.

Maybe it would help you to stop assuming that people don't exist just because you don't personally know anybody like them!

Your image is broken.

I may be showing my age (I don't know which tarentos are around anymore), but was it Caiya (Carolyn) Kawasaki??

Oh, don't fret. Thanks to people like you, America is still #1 on broad, latent racism. Keep up the good work!!!

I'm a Japanese national who is also an English speaker and "US-style feminist." Not to ruin your day or fuck up your boxes or anything.

No, girl. You're small.

Tell it to people with actually "friggin big" bra sizes (like in the HHHs and JJJs).

First a dubstep track, now a disco tune? "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh FREEZE OUT! Le freeze, c'est cheeze?"

Yeah, and the United States is completely devoid of any sort of sexually depraved shit. Nope, that is purely the domain of the Japanese.

For those of us at home playing Gawker Article About Japan Bingo, you can now punch out your "they are all fucking weirdo tentacle freaks" box.

I'm currently a 36F bra size, which is not that big stateside. I stopped being able to buy bras in my size in Japan in eighth grade. I can only buy jeans that fit my thighs at Uniqlo. These girls are definitely "Japanese fat," the same way my mixed, non-Asian-metabolism-having,…

As a Japanese feminist woman, I'm 1) bemused that you are treating "Japan" and "feminists" like they are two exclusive groups, and 2) envious that you get to chuckle and walk away and have it not affect your life.

And then it won't be long until Jez gets all mad and offers $10,000 for unretouched photos of you with your new friends singing "Kumbaya."

I don't think this has anything to do with how you express yourself. I think it has to do with you treating your own willful ignorance as more important and better-informed than somebody else's real-life experiences that they are offering to share with you. I hope you find that this is valuable and constructive…

If blatantly racist trolling is how you treat people you like, I hope I can change your mind very quickly.

No, I just know panicked race-baiting when I see it.