Get up out of that Wal-Mart, son! Knee-length to mid-thigh swim trunks are legit not that hard to find.

NO I UNDERSTAND IT BUT LET ME AMUSE MYSELF WITH MY DELUSION.

I get that, but the notion that anti-leggings people believe that women should only wear pants makes me giggle. Leggings are not pants! Skirts and dresses are not pants! Shirts are not pants! Makeup is not pants! Bobby bins are not pants! Pants only for ladies! Preserve your modesty with pants! Pants on your arms,…

I'm going to assume based on your comment that you don't use tanning beds. If so, can you explain your "I'd have to tan above the knee" complaint? How is that a problem if, while tanning, you have chosen to wear shorts that hit above the knee? It doesn't take any more effort to wear above-the-knee shorts than…

You probably could, you're just afraid to.

You wouldn't need to "tan above the knee" if you didn't hang out in Juggalo shorts! (Also, what? Do you wear your Juggalo shorts tanning, too, or do you just rock knee-length long-johns up in the tanning bed?)

Um, not Juggalo shorts, that's for sure. What's wrong with a pair of slim-cut mid-thigh to above-the-knee shorts?

The complaint of leggings "not being pants" has always confused me. Skirts and dresses are also "not pants" and yet, no outrage from basic comfort-hating losers???

Maybe she just has Bitchy Resting Voice?

The suburbs of Tokyo? Hahahaha, have fun in Chiba, losers.

I'm ashamed to admit how much I love celebrity Halloween costume photos. It's one of my favorite parts of the holiday. I love seeing what they come up with on a celebrity budget (whether impressive or hilariously non-impressive).

Honestly, I thought of that, but I don't even regret it anymore. I'm just bemused by the lengths people will go to in order to defend their own unnecessarily judgmental, disproportionately shitty attitudes against children they don't even know. Or making up shit about how people who have different opinions from them…

I love this! Take it up a pun level and wear stripey track pants?

Long shot: do you have a rainbow umbrella, or can you make your umbrella look rainbowy? Spin it around and you're the dreaded Apple spinning pinwheel!

Well, exactly. Death is not "normal shit," so I don't understand why we are so appalled that not all teenagers inherently react to death in a "normal" way. Maybe I need to work on being more judgmental, or forgetting what I was like as an adolescent dealing with people dying.

I haven't taken funeral selfies, but I have reacted in weird and unexpected ways to people dying when I was a teenager. Because it's death. And I was a teenager.

I think these days "personal" has less of a connotation of "private."

In 2013, we know the witches to hunt and burn by the number of funeral selfies they post.

And the best thing to do with emotionally unhealthy people is to call them Satan-Spawn on the Internet?

I don't know, is it too much to ask that maybe we don't be so horribly and harshly judgmental about teenagers who don't know exactly how to behave in an at-best-awkward, at-worst-horribly-life-changing situation?