Stoked for when you come stay at my house and bring me several thousand dollars' worth of exotic and fancy gifts.

The town of the New Kids?

Chuck the boyfriend. Rock the turban.

Ugh, whatever. I get that, and it's not Sofia Coppola's personal fault/responsibility that Hollywood cannot make a movie that takes place in Japan that actually has Japanese characters in it (even the "last samurai" was Tom fucking Cruise). Doesn't mean I'm not allowed to think the movie was a borderline-racist…

(Oh, and TRY to tell me that Lip My Stocking lady counts. Just try.)

This, from the director who included a grand total of zero Japanese characters in her movie set in Tokyo? SHOOOOOCKERRRRRRRRR.

Jeez, I hope my original comment didn't come across as me thinking she was the devil or anything. I like her all right, and How To Be A Woman was a great memoir (which is honestly what it should have been marketed as, instead of, well, a "How To Be A Woman" book). I appreciate that she's important to you, and I can…

It's not even the saying problematic shit, it's the saying problematic shit and then FREAKING OUT about being an Elected Feminist 'n' shit when called out on it. :( Caitlin Moran, I want to love you!!!

Yeah, only REAL issues on the East Coast, like fuckin' soda sizes.

You clearly have good taste in Jezebel commenters <3

LET'S SHARE OUR DREAM!!!! Based on your username I'm sure you'd be just as enthusiastic as I would be about getting Kreayshawn as our bay area rep/spokesperson.

MY DREAM LIFE. Hopefully by the time I'm retirement-age it'll all be legal so I can fulfill my dreams of being a badass old lady with a sweet grow-op/distro/magic bakery and a vintage Caddy with a HI HATERS license plate.

$3~$4 fee every time, and they still make you tip!

I read it as "license to carry-away" like carry-out/takeaway, like the cops would make him get food delivered to his house instead of picking it up at the restaurant.

HAIR: Bro
EYES: Bro
SKIN: Legit

Well, what are the metrics by which we measure Has Their Shit Together? I have a steady job and a boyfriend, but as an anxiety-attack-prone stoner who is sometimes rude to her parents and doesn't know how to dress herself, I hardly qualify as Has Their Shit Together on a completely thorough basis.

I've yet to meet Literally Any Human Being who both has a healthy self-image and acts like a responsible adult.

"Hello, I've come to this post to comment about how much easier my life is than yours. Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Why would you toss perfectly good bras on some bar ceiling to collect dust!? That shit is NOT FREE. Then again, I have one of "those" bra sizes that they don't just have at Victoria's Secret or whatever, so maybe I am just protective!