Well, to be fair, you have a Neptune avatar so it’s sort of implied you like child porn.

If you were trying to sound like a sexist douchebag, you sure nailed it.

Oh, that’s good to know Miyazaki. I’m calling of my less endowed friends to let them know that according to Japan, hugs from them are not comfortable, not peaceful and just objectively shit in general.

Thanks!

Hi, asian woman here.

Fairly certain that this character is not in any way, shape or form a portrayal of an asian woman.

Here’s some of my recommendations:

Starbound; like Terraria, only has more and bigger, better stuff. Has that very distinct feeling of care and love put into it that my personal GOTY — Stardew Valley — had. Which is no surprise since it comes from the same publisher.

Overwatch; the best competitive shooter of the…

I’m so, so sorry but this is fucking adorable.

What is wrong with Lightning being used for Louis Vuitton’s fashion? The way you word it almost implies it shouldn’t have been done.

The fashion world is constantly intertwined with the videogames industry whether you realize that or not. Using a pretty female model from a videogame to showcase virtual versions of…

Yeah. It is very confusing and stupid.

It’s because of her latest album, Dangerous Woman. She wears it in the selfsame titled Dangerous Woman song’s music video. She does so because most famous (and non-famous too) women on earth have come to the realization that becoming physical representations of men’s sexual…

Hi. I live in Japan. I don’t live in Tokyo but I go there often.

It’s because she’s hot. There is no real secret or special reason. Japanese men like her because she is hot. That is why Japanese like any female western celebrity. It is no different to you. It just happens to be more exotic for us.

Wow. You know, you can just throw the cereal away and get another bowl. You don’t have to eat the cereal someone’s clearly shat in.

Erm. I use a run-of-the-mill keyboard for Final Fantasy XIV and it works perfectly. I’ve tried using my gaming mouse on it as well and it also works fine.

You don’t have a PC?

...Like at all? ‘Cuz this plays on a potato, dude.

Obviously, this is sort of just a tangent on the article itself, but really, just buy it on the PC.

A potato can play this. Save yourself the hassle and just play where it was meant to be played. I realize this sounds obnoxiously “PC Master Race”-ish but trust me, I generally don’t care about this kind of stuff. But…

I didn’t even know there were players in Bronze but I’ll say this: A player needs to be really, really, and I mean offensively bad to even get close to that. I mean, there’s people out there actually deliberately trying to get to Bronze and not being able to. One from Reddit reported that around Silver, sometimes…

That some guy was iddqd, a professional player who played for Fnatic and one of the best (if not the best) track hitscan DPS in the game. His experience is going to be fringe in the best of cases.

That probably sounds better to you on paper than it does in practice.

I’m a 3800-ish SR Support main (mostly Ana). 3800SR is already far above the average which means that if all bets were off, the vast majority of players I’d face would probably lose. Because, let’s be frank, I’ve seen some Gold matches and those…

Don’t listen to these people telling you Competitive is this insanely scary monster. It absolutely isn’t. If you try it and don’t like it, that’s fine. There’s other modes for you, just don’t let clearly butthurt toxic idiots make that decision for you.

Wow.

Actually, the game’s about winning. If the game wasn’t about winning, then it wouldn’t have a win condition and it wouldn’t be a PvP-centric shooter with no plot or campaign mode.

The absolutely pathetic assumption that “no friends can be made” in competitive mode is so untrue it’s not even funny and the fact that…

I capped at Masters 3878SR on Season 2; kept wandering around 3700SR and 3800SR, so I accept I have reached my skill ceiling for now. I placed 3600-ish after calibration in Seasons 3 and climbed back to 3800-ish SR since. (On PC, obviously).

This clearly doesn’t affect me in any way.

What I will say though, is that this…

Noctis is about the size of that statue’s pupil. He’s looking at it from very, very far away, believe it or not.

You do get to stand right in front of its face though.