You can’t blade warp in there, but the level of difficulty is close to Portal. You really have to look around very attentively to make out what your path is going to be. It takes some trial and error.

Though be warned, this shit takes anything between 2-5 hours to complete. Also, you can’t access it at all until after…

Oh, yeah! The Greatest Story Never Told! I actually brained that through somehow.

I loved that questline!

Obligatory “Final Fantasy hasn’t been good since [Insert Arbitrary Final Fantasy Title].”

Dude, you’re wrong. The entire world’s realized you’re wrong. Final Fantasy hasn’t died. It’s doing fine and has been doing great ever since you left. Contrary to popular belief, particularly by people such as yourself, even Final…

The entire dungeon is very, very long, so there’s a lot of breadth. Beyond that, it just feels like it never ends, and it’s filled with weird, impossible space and eerie architecture that almost tells of a civilization that’s been long gone.

Half of the dungeon is platforming on things that by all means should have…

Sorry to disappoint you, but it’s pretty much a fact that the company rushed the team to finish the project, isolated several members and outright sabotaged production.

It’s not “we think that this happens” anymore, it’s known fact.

Kojima has never made any nonsense story.

Maybe you just didn’t get it. That’s fine, it’s clearly not for everyone.

> “but everyone that got the game after release should just blame himself”

First, you made your statistics up. Just... completely. But nice try with dodging that entirely.

Second, your point about pre-ordering versus post-launch buyers is juvenile at best. Information from news outlets cannot and should not be counted…

Okay.

So then the assertion therein is that the majority of people who watch female streamers default to offensive or objectifying comments because it’s chaotic by nature.

And through being chaotic, people are:

i) Objectifying women just for the sake of it;

ii) Objectifying women because that’s what they actually want to…

Play Final Fantasy XII and Shin Megami Tensei III.

Then your silly little generalization will crumble in on itself as I laugh uncontrollably at your plight.

So basically Final Fantasy as a whole?

People making a forced distinction between this and other games in the series just makes me giggle uncontrollably.

People are just actively looking for a reason to dislike this game. They’re so desperate that they’re not justifying the opinion of Conan O’Brien for it, when just…

Why would you ever specifically choose to play a socially-oriented genre if you don’t want to play with other people?

I’d understand it if the market was hurting for other RPGs or, hell, even other open-world RPGs to play. But it isn’t, even.

Oh yeah? Well that’s just like... Your opinion, man.

Stop being stupid for half a minute.

Those are technicalities. When you pay for access to a videogame, that’s exactly what you get. Access. Stolen assets insofar as the people having access to assets that they do not have the permission to access.

It doesn’t matter whether they “actually stole it” or not, that type of…

You sound stupid and you truly should feel bad about it.

Instead of calling lawyers liars, how about you dedicate ten minutes of your life actually reading into it? Trust me: It’s grand.

If you are unable to understand what assets and code is referring to while envisioning a videogame and the first thing you say is: “They made the netcode themselves”, then I don’t believe you understand games development, legal issues regarding games development, or this issue in general.

No. Why would they?

It’s a multiplayer game.

So, play No Limits.

Or pick faster.

“It’s not like it actually matters.”

These titles are just BAFFLING!

1 to 3, including decimals in between. WHO THE FUCK can even understand that 2.8 is bigger than 2.5? Because 2.8 being 0.2 away from 3, because 3 is the sequel, get it?

I don’t get it. I mean I just explained it in two sentences but I have no idea. This math thing, way too hard for me.

As…

“I literally don’t have an argument, so I’ll keep parroting “giant snakes” over and over again in hopes to make people forget the dozens upon dozens of well-documented features that were objectively missing!”

^ That’s you.

You sound retarded.

Stop.