It’s a social contract. So long as it occurs in the chat and there’s logs of the spoken contract, it is considered an offense that warrants a warning.

FFXIV’s moderation is extremely on-point with this stuff. It’s a subscription-based MMORPG and that means that people who behave this way are usually very few and far…

The MMORPG Final Fantasy XI had a jail, too, called Mordion Gaol.

Do you have to pick at all? Why not enjoy both for their own sake? I know you mention you’ll be playing both at the end of the article but the rest of it is a straight-up unwarranted comparison, so what gives?

As of this writing, we’ve found a silicon hand to put the finger in. We’ve also found four handgun bullets, but no handgun. There’s a whole new room as well, with some writing on the wall. There’s also a basement key which doesn’t seem to work anywhere, and an interactible locked window which we cannot open with any…

It doesn’t?

Umbrella experimented on a group of people and made them all into BOWs through long exposure to chemicals that made them go insane.

So they bunch around all cult-like and attempt to turn outsiders. This is all that we’ve confirmed about the plot of RE7.

It’s the same premise as Resident Evil 4, for one. And…

It’s a bird-cat. That’s what the name is built on. Tori-Neko (Bird-Cat); Toriko (Trico).

I’m just happy that the term “healslut” always involves women characters being sluts in multiplayer games.

It just proves that mysogyny is a complete myth.

/s

People will do whatever people will do.

What I want to know is what Overwatch are these people playing where tanks and healers survive for long enough to have sex talk with each other.

Either they’re extremely low ranked and time to kill is just way off the charts or they’re playing against bots on Easy — even then.

Botto…

> “ healslut relationship, which has an obvious sexual connotation.”

I’m sorry but if you perceive the relationship between a medic and someone who’s physically hurt as “obviously sexual”, then you have legitimate issues and should see someone.

It already says a whole lot about you that you define it as a “healslut”,…

> This is really neat way to integrate gaming and sexuality

Are you fucking serious? Videogames are FILLED with sex. 9 out of 10 female characters regardless of age are designed to look like fuckthings, and have, for two decades.

Again, full props for being an adult and doing whatever you like with whoever you like,…

> FFXIV

Please, don’t. It’s awkward enough when people pretend that they’re women while roleplaying a female miqo’te who wears nothing but frilly pink things and probably has abject retardation because they meow every sentence even though miqo’te are capable of perfect speech and don’t meow at all.

You people seriously…

I don’t care that people have a fetish, but I will point out that the idea that those people just have to make everything about that fetish is what I don’t understand.

Everyone has fetishes. I have fetishes too. But those fetishes happen in privacy, in their context.

This is a videogame about cartoons fucking pushing a…

Well, it’s definitely your opinion. Personally, I haven’t enjoyed a Mario game since the first Galaxy and SEGA has made amazing videogames since — Valkyria Chronicles comes to mind.

It isn’t fair to compare what all of Nintendo is doing versus how many good Sonic games there are.

Regardless, it’s neither here nor there,…

Wow. Sonic throwing shade at Mario.

Blast from the past or what?

Are you implying everyone wants to have orgy mods in their games, or...?

Oh, definitely, man. A worldwide orgy would do wonders for public health.

I’m no puritan but the idea of just having random sex is beyond disgusting to me.

Pretty nice. A little useless, but still quite impressive.

Is there any controversy surrounding the first-person shooter genre that FaZe has not been involved in?

>well into a content drought

Which doesn’t happen in Final Fantasy XIV, since we get a shit ton of new content every three months.

Plus, the investment on it is nowhere near as large as Blizzard’s investment in World of Warcraft so the return doesn’t need to be as big either.

I don’t think FFXIV will ever be as big as…

Nah. Actually, I’m 100% sure you’re just lying.

Since you’re too stupid to get it (and trust me, it shows), let me spell it out for you:

Characters having sexual traits is not a problem. Female characters having boobs — even large boobs — isn’t a problem either.

The camera doesn’t make a point of showing you ever nook…