Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

It's Madonna!

You leave Star Trek out of this!

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

Well, they're overweight, have no regard for nature (or history), and are stupid enough to film themselves...unfortunately, that doesn't exactly narrow down where in America they're from.

Now there are two 200-Million-Year-Old Rock Formations known as the Rolling Stones.

If I google image search "get laid haircut", this is one of the results. I'm not sure this cut would get me laid. Not even with my wife.

"I always knew he was fucking Goofy."

Adrian Gonzalez threw up a pair of Mickey Mouse ears

I may be missing your point because that was a long fucking sentence, but it's okay for the Cardinals to act like this because they have a 2-0 series lead? If anything, Puig should get a pass BECAUSE his team is down 2 games.

I understand and recognize that it takes a special kind of asshole to drug and rape a girl, particularly one so young, and if I'm going to keep reading the news, apparently I need to come to terms with that.

What in the everlovingmotherofgodfuckinghell is up with dumping semi-conscious or completely unconscious rape…

Daisy and her family have used their full names and allowed photos to be published of them in multiple interviews and articles. Note how the other young woman in the case was not named because she's decided not to do the same.

This IS them fighting for actual important causes.

Ex-fucking-cuse you?

Complex carbs provide energy. If you are sedentary that energy is wasted and converts to sugar and in turn, fat. If you are very active however it turns into endurance and helps you last longer to get stronger.

Yes, but I think their larger point is that you can eat carbs, but you shouldn't go nuts. Everything in moderation!

I'm sorry but people need to stop acting like beers have solid good centers. If I want a beer, I'm just going to rip it from your hands. Unless it is a kid or some other small percentage feel good story I cannot feel sorry for someone who didn't get to drink one of the thousands of beers that have made their way into…

I'm at the game, about 17 rows behind that. Just an FYI - dude got ejected by security.

In an attempt to make St. Louisans out to be uneducated morons, you've portrayed yourself as one. Good job. Blanket statements about entire cities is absolutely ridiculous.

The Cardinals will politely win another World Series, and express their heartfelt sympathy for causing you more anger.