This tree is too dry, and may die soon:

And TIE Fighter (the computer game) did it even better! The reworked theme starts at :33 :

The Ludicrous Telescope. It sees in plaid.

This is cool as hell, and the science it will enable will be amazing - but it needs a better name - XKCD to the rescue again!

Patrick Stewart better be cast as Lumière. Have they cast Lumière??

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It's available in a number of colors and patterns, with every end product remaining lightweight and strong.

I just watched the third movie and I'd like to edit out 100% of the bitching and whining from disgruntled fanboys.

I personally thought Gandalf's dicking about finding the Necromancer in the DoS was waaaay more interesting Extended, when you saw he was interacting with Thrain rather than just aimlessly footling about in there for a while.

Do it in three Kinja comments :)

I think you mean "The Force Awakens" (though a movie of TFU would be cool). As to SF reboots? Can we get a Star Trek reboot on TV that doesn't suck? Bab5 would be cool, too.

Jesus. I'm really sick of this "Single film" nonsense based on the number of pages. Lots of people don't have the slightest idea of how adaptations work, it seems to me.

Oh goodie, an article for which I can comment and be an expert. Okay I am mostly educated in the fighting side but I have learned abou the defensive bits as well. The competition between weaponsmith and armoursmith is well documented, and we HEMA folks tend to be exposed to both sides.

"Well obviously it's allegorical."

solving The Lord of the Rings by dropping a nuke on Barad-Dur

"According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... love?!? Who's been screwing with this thing?"