Dextral
Dextral
Dextral

This is clear and disgusting case of moral depravity, brazen opportunism, and a blatant disregard for everything for which this country is supposed to stand. It makes me sick. Manziel is exactly what is wrong with this whole nation.

Do not make eye contact with the UFC.

Jim Rome knows the feeling.

Serie A will fully embrace this idea.

the screws can run as much as $1,000 a pop.

How about I kick you in the face and maybe that will dislodge it.

How far can you punt a football?

The white kid is doing it for the good of the free market. The black kids are doing it because they want a fucking handout just like their welfare queen mothers.

Blacks getting money BAD. Rich white kid - he's doing it for the greater good.

Most if not all of my Colombian football knowledge comes from The Two Escobars, so I can't honestly say.

yes we like sports

Not surprised FIFA is high on Colombia again.

Not bad, but we really should've been 18. If any country's conduct could be described as "barely legal," it's ours.

He was trying to remind Mou that he'll never lick those sweet, sweet nips again.

Not to assume too much, but I think Cristiano being nice to him probably kept the cops from beating his ass. At least in public.

How far can you punt a football?

You're about as dry and interesting as a cracker.

"Wales? Is that a country?"

Ok, let's workshop the script. How about the NFL is on strike and the coaches need some money because of some bad investment deals into player steakhouses.

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.