Some of these are not selfies but I needed a good headline and didn't think people would be pedantic about it.

A-Rodnado

He just loves to be part of the controversy!

"what, exactly, is homosexual propaganda?"

Is it OK to use the term though because we're generally making fun of white people?

And, worst of all:

I guess I shouldn't expect an editor on this site to understand why Mario frees Peach.

Pat Summitt says what hurts most about going into another room is "losing a friend."

Being denied personal time with Kenny Chesney would bring the racist out of anyone.

I agree he's going about it the right way, but really it was the only way. There is no wiggle room with that word. No dissembling or walking back what was said. You apologize and beg for mercy, and that's the way it should be.

Right? That one black security guard took him to such a dark place that he had to yell out the N-word in public. The logic is beautiful.

I never used the n-word, before. Except, for this one time that was caught on camera.

SO MUCH BETTER THAN GETTING PAID, RIGHT GUYS?