Sigh.

Okay top five, because ten required too much brain.

Okay, bullocks. I lost the question. Can you re-post? I'm ready :)

But then I wouldn't be me!

Well I hardly sleep so I'll be up for a while.

Also, FYI, for what it is worth:

Wait. A straight crush means hetero, if you are hetero, right? (Sorry, booze asking.)

I've moved on to this. I should probably just finish the Stoli and end it for tonight, eh?

I do think the remix of "Your Love Is My Love" is the Sriracha of three a.m. living room dance music.

Ooof, I am drunk.

I am your wingwoman. Although you damn well better not be a sample abuser. Or condone kids going around bilking people out of candy.

Crap, man. I was worried I ran off another friend. Not what I needed this week.

OMG.

Wait, if I am tragically hilarious, does that mean I should leap out a window while yelling, "They seemed a lot smaller from up here!" :)

Hey, who doesn't love "Anchorman"?

UGH. I replied to myself?*****

UGH. Could I have worked "apparently" into that response any more?

Apparently it leaves me watching "Anchorman" tonight. I went for a walk today and was bitching non-stop, "I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION" because apparently no one in Massachusetts knows how to treat slick sidewalks, forcing pedestrians like me to face traffic.

Trying again, hoping this isn't a double-post.

Oh christ, I just lost my entire comment reply.