Best use of that I've seen in quite some time. +1

So, because Czaban and Andy are "perfectly decent" to their friends, it automatically extends to their entire lives? Sorry, but the test isn't how one treats their fellow bros in one-on-one time, but complete strangers while broadcasting to a wide listening audience. These two jagoffs failed that test miserably.

1) Penn State

"It was a factor."

If I recall correctly, this was the same "friend" who said Kasandra Perkins was the "catalyst" of her own death. To put it nicely, fuck that guy's opinion.

I think you meant to use "it's."

Well said. This was a huge international story, and I do believe taking that into consideration that she could have very quickly fallen into a hole that seemed infinitely devastating - especially given that she had just stepped in to cover the phones for a moment. She does one little thing differently and boom...…

Oh my. That was terribly good +1

Well, now you've done it. I want to go into CVS and ask a clerk where I can find the Poop Santa with the Minty Marshmellow Middle!

I agree - Albert's writing makes me salivate (Russell Stover aside). I may need to re-read the mac and cheese installment from last weekend, it gave me a culinary orgasm.

Hey that's "lady" to you, buddy!

I refuse to believe that you really ate the Russell Stover Santa. Nothing they produce would ever be described as "tasty."

/faints

+many

I might have gone along with the Trouble with the Curve selection had I not recently sat through Flight. In its place (and with many, many, many terrible moments to choose from during it's two-hour-plus running time) I humbly submit the scene where Denzel's son tells Denzel (who - spoiler alert - is now in jail) that…

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You do realize how many places in the U.S. now regulate the sale of fucking SUDAFED because of a meth problem, right? And it still doesn't make that much of a dent in the problem.

This is where I really need a .gif of Ron Burgundy because this moment works so well for what you are talking about: "I immediately regret this decision. These bears are MASSIVE!"