Truly curious - do you think the better foundation for a Hitch bio might have been "The Dark Side of Genius"?

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I actually dreamt last night of going to the fridge and finding nothing but Bridget Jones' mother's turkey curry.

Well, no one wants to be the friend who is all, "Hey, can I come over?" I like to cook as well, but when everyone else has plans... eh, fuck the holidays.

It was plain. A plain, multi-grain bagel. On the bright side, I feel like today I can take a day off from the five-mile run. Maybe because I have no energy for one.

That sounds way too complicated. This is why I like restaurants. They handle these dirty details.

Oh please. I ended a date once with a trip to the ER for an alcohol-related stomach pump. And still the guy called me for a second dinner.

Well hells bells, go eat that sucker!

I think this is the first post of yours where the picture killed my appetite.

I can't say that I've seen the latter (though I've heard Bale does a lot of bulking up/starving down role to role) but yeah - male or female, even under a doctor's care, I just can't wrap my mind around the thought that what they are doing is worth it for a movie role.

Wait until The Dallas Buyers Club comes out. I'd say McConaghey saw Hathaway's hand and raised her considerably.

Tell me about it. A burner repeatedly called me a "yinzer fag" yesterday for daring to suggest that Roethlisberger's wife, whom the burner considered "fugs" was, in fact, quite out of his (the burner's) league even on his best day.

Every installment of Foodspin makes me want to eat an oil-drum sized portion of your subject. You cruel, magnificent bastard.

Yup, that's what I do (minus inviting neighbors over - um, no). The pre-cooked (turkey or prime rib, I alternate for the holidays) and accoutrements feeds one for a week. The pies (save one slice) get donated to the office kitchenette.

I feel like channeling my inner Charlton Heston and screaming, "DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!"

Seems like they caught it - I'm stuck with a download of a twenty-two minute podcast indistinguishable from all of their others. Drat.

This must happen. Brilliant idea.

Fantastic work. More of this, please.

^This.

Fine. How about "Recounting the Hazing that Killed Someone"?