Goodness. I don't know where I should have pity, or unending laughter.

You are a genius. I heartily co-sign your idea!

Ha! +1

I'm confused by the use of a Conan O'Brien picture for her avatar, though. How does Conan fit into the Aniston obsession?

^5 and duly noted. I do hope, though, that wherever Rosie is domiciled has maximum security. At least for Aniston's sake.

You're not long-winded. You're just nuts.

Oh my, I needed this one tonight, well played.

+1 wonderful.

Agreed. Green Bay has quite the knack for attracting preening drama queens with affirmation issues at quarterback.

I think Aaron has confused Terry Bradshaw for Carrie Bradshaw.

Awesome.

That's the last time I'll wager a blow job on a Tigers World Series win.

Tart like Sweet Tart, tart? (That would be a good thing!)

Hmmm. I will keep my eyes out and grab any I find. And then sell them to you at a 400% mark-up.

You know, I almost bought Tropical DOTS the other day, and then I hesitated. The fear of the unknown, even in the delicious mold of a DOT, frightened me off; yet I feel with this endorsement, I now must try it.

Candy Corn anything default tastes like ass :)

Ack, I'm sorry, yeah I thought about the price point after posting the link. Think of it this way - after Halloween, they may be available at a huge discount!

Having never heard of these, I had to research it, and now I feel that I probably shouldn't tell you this, but...

No love for a single Wonka product? For shame.

DOTS are complete crack. I can't have even one without finishing the entire (regular-sized) box.