I concur on Laffy Taffy (a highly underrated confection) and Starburst.

Awesome, thanks a ton!

Wait, I have two iPhones (3rd and 4th generation, respectively) and haven't seen this feature in settings. Is it a special app?

I could not agree with you more. Although now that you have conflated "Happy Days" and musical theater, stuck in my mind this image of Bernadette, dressed in that satin dress after breaking the spell in Into the Woods, stepping out onto the stage of the Martin Beck Theater, hearing the entrance applause, and…

Oh indeed. The audience I saw it with was sort of, "Is that it?" at the end. I don't remember know if it managed a standing ovation. Maybe for Jonathan Pryce and Lea Salonga. Those stupid British musicals had ushered in the auto-standing ovation era, no matter how dreadful the material, yet I don't recall that…

Oh. Ooops. Sorry!

Oh lord. I had forgotten that. Damn you! And remember the horrible mannequin inside the helicopter? I mean, surely Mackintosh could have demanded something a step above the Bloomingdale's men's department without going full-on Hall of Presidents.

Ah, Miss Saigon. The musical with a song that actually rhymed "Big Mac" and "Viet Cong attack."

Ignoring the idiocy of your remark about "Boston homers" (damned if we always care, damned if we're acting like bandwagon jumpers), there's really nothing that makes associating Simmons with Nazism humorous. And I say that as an unabashed Simmons hater. It's a trope that fails; it's not even funny in spite of it…

You may want to double-check those record books.

Red Sox fans hate Luccino and Henry for railroading and driving Tito out, and Werner for sitting on his ass like a clueless patsy. Replacing Francona with Valentine was icing on the cake, but don't be fooled about who really is the subject of our ire: the bozos in ownership. Shit, they couldn't even put together a…

I concur. There's nothing more dispiriting than seeing comments that used to be hidden away in pink dominating a post (especially, or perhaps worst of all, when they are the only comments).

Bill Lee was on sports talk today and claimed Pudge was loaded during the Pesky tribute at Fenway last month. Watching from home, I thought Fisk looked good for his age (or, at least, not drunk at any age). However, I must defer to Lee's expertise in such matters.

None of it sounds good. Paragraph-level commenting? Ugh. Maybe on "blips" and "ripped from Reddit" blurbs, but anything longer and it will require a bottle of Tylenol for every post.

I do love that even Denton's avatar is now burnerized. Here's a few of his comments I found, sprinkles thoughout different posts.

I thought buried deep in the comments of that "This is What Gawker Is" post a couple of weeks back, Denton was talking about upcoming rollouts. I'll see if I can find it.

I'd say 'weird,' but then again... kinja.

+1 trip to the free clinic for me.

I was actually coming here to ask what is the deal with all you Deadspin elders being burners now? I apologize I don't always have the ability to keep up so it may have been explained before. I've just been head scratching over it all day.

+1