I’m not even sure if this is sarcasm anymore

Note to self for you:  stay away from Jazz man.   Dig it?

Danny O’dwyer is about to get so many confused emails

Just proof that if you think hard enough and get creative enough, you can make anything “offensive”.

GOC? Projekt Red? Financial trouble?

Yeah that headline was next level. They might as well have written, “Proto-Terroristess Yells Racial Slurs at Reincarnation of Oscar Schindler”.

Shut up you stupid moose jockey. We have a single state with more people than your entire syrup loving country. Financial change is just a smidge slower to take hold across a country of 350 million people. Go sit quietly in a Tim Horton’s before we invade you over tar sands.

Let's see, check my receipts or move to Canada. Thanks for the practical alternative...

17. FEDORAS ARE MANDATORY. If you are not wearing a fedora in our throwback establishment you are insulting our tertiary attempt at Prohibition cosplay and will be tossed out of our unoriginal fantasy world modelled after every speakeasy that modelled itself after Boardwalk Empire a lame-ass show that started merely…

Because women are never stalkers....

FINALLY a good take on Splinter

I talked to several developmental psychologists for this story--all agreed that these sorts of “fantasy movies” are a dangerous barrier to maturity. Perhaps you should heed their warning. 

Man interesting that you note that “you don’t have the full story” here, when you have even more information than you did when you mounted your soapbox earlier.

“so long gay bowser”? (i don’t hear king anywhere in that)

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

Birdman wrote a solitary and cryptic “It’s over...” caption on his Instagram Story on Tuesday

This video is so old, and I think chris rock has grown up so much between this video and now. That’s one of the things I took away from Tambourine, I was like whoa chris rock did a lot of growing up.

And down at the Weight Rack, they say, shit got really fucking weird that day.

In all seriousness, I get having an emotional attachment to certain entertainment products. I still get a warm feeling in my chest every time I think about the “good” (destroyed Black Omen/rescued Crono/fixed the timeline problems) ending in …

Who? From what? Why?

No seriously, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck all of your family, fuck all your ancestors, and above all fuck you.