oh, god dammit

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

That’s probably more apt

Barcelona are probably Single Payer

God, he’s adorable. I want to sit on his face.

I totally just googled Kenya to see if it actually had a cost.

He probably has come apart, but you’ll never see it.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

Yeah. That is something frequently missed in discussions on the morality of weapons use. I think he illustrated that well. Basically, everyone with a family in the Pacific theater would have been at the steps of the White House with pitchforks if they knew we had a war ending weapon and didn’t use it.

Oscar Wilde: “The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about”

We have a pretty big back yard, and coyotes are a problem because of the near by forest preserve, I hung this one last summer off the rear corner of the house, and it lights up the entire yard.

We have a pretty big back yard, and coyotes are a problem because of the near by forest preserve, I hung this one…

i did feel really bad about it

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Brilliant. Logical. +1

By extension, the team kneeling down to run out the clock and end the game would be on defense, even though they have the ball, can move the ball, and maintain possession of the ball...which is the basic definition of “being on offense.”

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Your choice of verbs sucks.