Then Saban issued a challenge to the reporters assembled: “Come closer to the dais here. Really pack it in. Then peer down into my throat. What you’ll see staring back at you is the jet black emptiness waiting for all of us once my acolytes summon another Championship bauble to the temple. With just one more crystal…

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Give it a few years and it becomes apt.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

We already lose something like 45% of all Deadcasts to Drew and Marchman being old dads and not understanding how technology works. I feel liking trying to add guests would just make things worse.

Yeah, I guess being a weakling is pretty fun. Have fun watch My Little Pony.

Bandwagon has an empty seat.

Seconded.

ONE OF US

as a niner fan its just watching the mls all day then homeland and call it a night

Can you please write all soccer columns from now on and just pay Billy to stay away from a computer?

I want to agree, but damn it I have hope people can change. I feel like my team’s organization is one of the ones that is legitimately trying to do some good and not be just another group of misogynist pieces of shit, and I hope that it rubs off on other teams.

It just doesn’t bear consideration to her. It’s too absurd to devote time thinking about it*. She doesn’t use or need the information to make life decisions. Religious people do.

This is the only acceptable non-Mulder/Scully team.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

I can talk about how I love fall and bonfires

Io9 posted this comic about that pilot earlier this year. http://www.space-mullet.com/2015/06/05/gre… 😢

The amount of truth in these three short comments is staggering.