Then Saban issued a challenge to the reporters assembled: “Come closer to the dais here. Really pack it in. Then peer down into my throat. What you’ll see staring back at you is the jet black emptiness waiting for all of us once my acolytes summon another Championship bauble to the temple. With just one more crystal…

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Give it a few years and it becomes apt.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

We already lose something like 45% of all Deadcasts to Drew and Marchman being old dads and not understanding how technology works. I feel liking trying to add guests would just make things worse.

Yeah, I guess being a weakling is pretty fun. Have fun watch My Little Pony.

Bandwagon has an empty seat.

Seconded.

ONE OF US

as a niner fan its just watching the mls all day then homeland and call it a night

Can you please write all soccer columns from now on and just pay Billy to stay away from a computer?

I want to agree, but damn it I have hope people can change. I feel like my team’s organization is one of the ones that is legitimately trying to do some good and not be just another group of misogynist pieces of shit, and I hope that it rubs off on other teams.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

I can talk about how I love fall and bonfires

Io9 posted this comic about that pilot earlier this year. http://www.space-mullet.com/2015/06/05/gre… 😢

The amount of truth in these three short comments is staggering.

“Sometimes you have to clear the weeds to let everything grow” and then sometimes you need to just look at the flowers.

“Cristiano, I want to apologize for my agent’s statements. The truth is I hate you with the blazing heat of a Toledo summer. With the nuclear fire of the core of the Sun. There is truly no word in English, Spanish, Catalan, or Basque that truly captures the level of my hatred of you. My agent misrepresented that, and…

It is, just one more heroic strike (S.A.B.E.R) and this time Bungie was kind enough to get the matchmaking working right.