“Sometimes you have to clear the weeds to let everything grow” and then sometimes you need to just look at the flowers.

“Cristiano, I want to apologize for my agent’s statements. The truth is I hate you with the blazing heat of a Toledo summer. With the nuclear fire of the core of the Sun. There is truly no word in English, Spanish, Catalan, or Basque that truly captures the level of my hatred of you. My agent misrepresented that, and…

It is, just one more heroic strike (S.A.B.E.R) and this time Bungie was kind enough to get the matchmaking working right.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

I don’t disagree with you. But then who decides? There are family value councils who would ban all nudity, or all kissing for that matter. There are groups who would ban any mention of drugs or alcohol. There are others who would ban all religious references or televangelists. There are others who would want to ban…

Under his sheet.

Dear i09,

Saban: What’s the play?

Uh, whoever comes next is going to be much worse. Boehner isn’t bad in the scheme of things.

And looks like we’ve run out of time to take any more questions today.

It’s the situation itself. Having chosen to write about an attempt to get to the stars, I tried to play it realistically, and that made it more pessimistic. Inhabiting Mars is easier, inhabiting the solar system is easier, because in both cases we can return to Earth and get our sabbatical, as they call it in 2312.…

Thanks for this, I often wonder what happened to Jackie Boone. But I wanted this to be a completely independent story, and I needed it to end in the year 2894, so that the big planets in the solar system would be in an unusual configuration, so I back-dated it all from that.

That’s no moon... wait, wrong franchise.

These are, by far, the worst recaps ever on this site.

Can you just write the reviews from now on?

It’s an appropriate conversation because this episode was as entertaining as watching paint dry and it covered up all the goodwill won by the last episode.

You should be doing the recaps for this, you seem to have a better handle on the show for one thing.

Can someone else do the recaps? Someone who actually understands what the show is doing.

My grandfather came here from Hercegovina when he was 16. He had the address of a family friend in New York City and heard a rumor that there was a concrete plant somewhere in New York that hired Croatians. There was, but as far as I can tell he never worked there. He worked odd jobs, moved around to the homes of…

Whew... tell that to my toilet.