Evertonians have to win internet battles, since we can’t win trophies.

When I first saw this I thought it was Hitler. I was desperately trying to figure out why they had Hitler chilling in a chair at a college campus.

I think it’s also important to note that the XO of the RTB has publicly stated that they were offered no favorable treatment and that they have his respect. So if the Infantry-est of the Infantry can handle it, I think everyone’s fat slob of a cousin on Facebook who never served or deployed can accept as well...

Well, that’s the last time I comment on guns, much less a family member’s decision on what to do with what he owned. So nice to get the lecturing from trailer park Constitutional scholars just for describing how someone considers both the usefulness and necessity of a deadly firearm (or lack thereof of both) and the…

I think if he’d convinced the Dolphins medical staff to pass Drew Brees, we might not be having this conversation. That said, his two drafts at the Dolphins weren’t exactly stellar.

Well, if they’re doing the installation themselves, there may be issues with installing your own hardware just for legal reasons. If they install something and then the hardware you gave them breaks, they might find themselves liable in some way. Maybe that’s the reason they wouldn’t install your hardware? I’m not…

Fuck, that is so badass.

I am not above being utterly selfish and starring this comment.

I’m getting my next abortion at Planned Parenthood to show solidarity.

I assure you, if I could issue orders to my people, “try to read with an open mind” would be way up the list.

“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.”

Greg, I love your work. I don’t always agree with all of it, but I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind. Your work is always intriguing and thought-provoking without…

Henry was 32 when he signed, Marquez was 31. Far cry from 37-year-old Lampard and 36-year-old Pirlo.

News flash: In my time at Gawker Media I have never, not once, or even heard a rumor about any of my stories or viewpoints being bent to some political will. Content has never been changed, swapped, watered down or re-construed in any way based on a political bias. In meetings I have never heard of such a bias…

Because I hate black people.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

Misinterpreting the meaning of “making it rain”