Because I hate black people.

Yes, yes, we’re all aware that you know the definition of decimated. Have a cookie.

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

Didn’t submit this in time via email, but:

They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

I TOO COMMEND ME

I AGREE

When I hit the part about Frank Miller I put my phone on the counter, whipped out a skillet and fried an egg on that sucker. Scorching, hilarious, pretty accurate.

Honestly, making a “C” grade movie out Ant-Man is actually way, way more than I had hoped out of this project. It’s a fairly good achievement. Not as impressive as making a truly great movie out of GotG... but pretty impressive.

This is bad Kinja.

Don’t fault the Earthquakes mascot. He’s destined to level everything west of I-5.

Here’s an example from the Patriots’ parade this year.

“I’ll take that in cash.”

I would totally watch The Hunt For Red Acktobar.

Cute that only MAC users can read perfectly what was written on a MAC, while Windows users can be read by anyone. This should mean something.

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

Misinterpreting the meaning of “making it rain”

You can blame Bungie for many things, but not having stable servers isn’t one of them. Out of a few hundred hours I’ve put into Destiny since the launch 254 days ago, I can count the number of disconnects I’ve had on one hand... ...and even on those, I can’t rule out my own network. If you’re having connectivity…