Why haven't you guys covered the millions of times that has happened to me??

I hear ya. But it's worth noting that unless they or their friends joint the military, the war on terror will almost certainly not affect their lives beyond them seeing discussion of it on TV. These are not dangerous times to be an American.

I was a few blocks away when it happened and among the many emotions and thoughts that went through my mind that day and in the days that followed was the sad and angry realization that my sons (4 and 1 at the time) would never again know the world they had lived in until that day. Nobody under the age of around 25…

While this may be true, you have to remember that a young child isn't going to fully register the severity global instability. I was in fifth grade on 9/11/01, and while I understand what happened, I didn't necessarily grasp the ramifications of the event. That comes later in life unless you're directly (hitting real…

A whole new way of being disappointed by no new notifications.

I can NOT figure out the DC accent. My friend moved there from the Chicago 'burbs and after visiting him, I cannot figure out what in the hell is happening. He himself has adopted some sort of bastardization of a southern accent, and the rest of the people... god knows.

I'd just like to say as a woman, and a faithful Deadspin reader and sports fan, that the vast majority of commenters here throughout this debacle have been insightful and dare I say, enlightened.

your fifteen minutes start...now.

"From 1970 to 1989, "Ray" was the 68th most popular name in the United States. However, NFL Statistical data shows that for boys born during this time period who also played for the Baltimore Ravens or San Francisco 49ers who were also coached by a person named "Harbaugh", the single most popular name for players of…

Also, I can't wait until Easterbrook somehow blames this on the Jews.

I think everything you are saying is correct, but I think John Oliver addressed a similar issue with soccer with the result of fully admitting that the 'sausage' is put together on the back of human rights violations and blind to potential harms to the World Cup host cities, and yet he would still cheer for England.

How did so many of you become fans of a 4th place EPL team?

I think they've been mostly shouted down these days, except within very specific styles. Thank god.

I can see why you'd be partial to Greg, Chris. Neither of you can finish a 40 yard dash.

I'm changing it back.

The bad news: it's being headed up by Ray Rice.

I've got a set and love them. The beer doesn't flow through a frozen tube. The beer enters through slits in the top - at the perfect temperature.

It will still be good because it's a flat-out good beer, but I'm afraid you might wind up with a bit of a flavor blend of stale hops and bitter alcohol.

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

You're not cool Greg. Please correct this portion of your story.