Not surprising if you think about it. Let's add this up, shall we:
Cobb County = 10 letters
Obamacare = 9
Fucks given by libtards = 0
Amendment trampled = 2
Patriots killed at Benghshit sorry can't finish this joke, just got a job at Breitbart

For some reason I remember the goal he roofed over the Slovenian keeper better than the winner against Algeria. Maybe because it was so unexpected.

"What kind of cocksocking, assfuck, cunt thinks these kinds of shitcock jokes are still funny?"
-Tim Howard in a Tourette's-free outburst

It no longer makes sense for ManYoo to think that way, specifically in the Prem. It was easier a number of years ago to swagger in to England, empty a dump truck full of money, and start collecting titles. But that was a time when there were only so many financial powerhouses in the world (specifically Real, Barca,…

Billy, I asked you what time it was, and you told me it's raining outside. You implied that it was a "totally United move" that doesn't make sense. I explained why it did make sense for United to think that way. You're response of "Liverpool" is the only thing that doesn't make sense.

Still.....can't take any chances

Man, I can't look past Brazil. I kinda think they're going to walk it. We'll have more on that anon, though.

Greg has been working on an enormously long feature and on World Cup stuff. He'll be resurrecting Arsenalspin soon enough.

Hey, this article is just a "Quicklink", for a couple of reasons: 1) I wanted to write about the Amazon spat a few days ago but didn't have time to pull together a thoughtful take. 2) I wanted to give people the heads up about this stuff but was running out the door at the end of the day. 3) We do "quicklinks" a lot,…

But the watch ends when the watcher dies. So, if a guy gets, lets say, shived to death, his watch is ended. Even if a magical fire witch brings him back to life.

Junior year prom and I was going with a girl that I kind of liked but had already come to the realization that I was not getting any even before the dance. So we go to prom and all is good but I'm already looking forward to the afterparty, a smallish group of my close friends in someones parents basement that were…

This whole column makes me realize how unwittingly lucky I was in high school: I aimed for a mediocre girl early and ended up having sex nearly every morning before Junior & Senior year - no cheerleader fantasies for this guy. Sure, she flashed people at parties and ended up cheating on me with my first college…

can't believe there aren't more replies on this. looks awesome. dialogue is very real. scary.

Sounds like a good time to rebrand. Get your landslide!

only the l0nely

Pics of kids for the InLaws in my main purpose. That and seeing which girls from HS have gained 90 lbs.

The way it works is you look through the little prism thing and you see the screen image projected at a distance. If you need vision correction, the eyeglass lens goes between you and the prism so you can see the projected image in focus. But nothing's actually projected onto the lens so it's completely optional.

Color me jealous. I still have yet to locate 120 minute. Our bars have it maybe once a year (with lines rivaling Pliny the Younger) and they don't seem to ship bottles out to CA.