Balls don't lie.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

Experienced drinkers know that an $18 24-pack, combined with a funnel, gives much more bang for the buck while protecting the tongue from any unpleasant flavors.

Sneijderman gets it. Also, as you and I would certainly agree, being a fan of a specific European powerhouse and your local MLS team are not mutually exclusive.

This is exactly why I can't stand college football. Refuse to watch it. The route running? Puhlease. Watching a far superior Jaguars/Browns game in December is where you'll find me.

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I think most people would be surprised how quickly and easily a food writer goes down when you hit him squarely in the forehead with a sledgehammer. You'd think they're a tough bunch, but they pretty much crumple up for good with one solid thwack.

Florio messed up a crucial part of the story. The Browns were simply trying to acquire a quarterback that was younger than Brandon Weeden.

Ah, Sam Adams: makers of dozens of different brews that all manage to be disappointing.

I'm surprised it went into the goal. All I ever hear about is Swiss Miss.

I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

Fox chose Nascar Daytona Truck Series Practice over this game for Fox Sports 1. So happy Fox lost its shitty hold on BPL.

I have a work-friend that complains all the time about money. The husband can make as much as her, when he has overtime, but she generally makes the most. They also have completely separate accounts. Time and time again, he will pay the kids day care and considers the rest of the check as "his money" and spend…

Sigi Schmid is so fucking happy right now!

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

...not all man holes are always covered

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

I really don't get this weather panic. They have been playing games in cold weather for decades. People even get excited about the coldest weather games, and they are often very well played and competitive. As best as I can tell, the main reason for panicking about the weather is that people who are paying thousands…

I think this performance wins for best audience participation, it was lots of fun, but Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragon had the best performance of the night hands down.