You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

...not all man holes are always covered

Does it show the best paths for walking just ahead of the daylight, and where best to access the emergency tunnels under the surface?

Every time I hear about this (and Challenger) and the subsequent call by some less-enlightened parties to stop sending people into space, I remember Q's immortal words: "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you should go home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to…

I got an audio file of Ancillary Justice from an Audible.com deal and I gave up pretty quick due to the narrator. The constant pauses and way she read drove me nuts. I'm just going to go by the book.

Jet pilots are f*ucking amazing. After not vomiting or passing out when experiencing multiple G forces, they have presence of mind to not die when the jet aircraft strongly insists that they do.

Film Noir set in the future where everyone can download their consciousness into new body. And the private dick has to solve a murder...but not really a murder cause the guy's not really dead..but...look....do you like cyberpunk? Then frakking read it, chummer.

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

I really don't get this weather panic. They have been playing games in cold weather for decades. People even get excited about the coldest weather games, and they are often very well played and competitive. As best as I can tell, the main reason for panicking about the weather is that people who are paying thousands…

I think this performance wins for best audience participation, it was lots of fun, but Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragon had the best performance of the night hands down.

For the statically inclined:

Preach. That's why I hate the overuse of the phrase "guilty pleasure". No guilt needed. See you at the theater.

Your bold willingness to leap into the abyss and be ENTERTAINED is far more respectable then the snark of killjoys who will declare a thing unwatchable before seeing it. I commend you.

Okay, consider me part of the sad sheep minority, but that looks insanely wicked (Sabbath or not) and I will be handing them my hard earned ducats via the price of a movie ticket. Yes, I'm everything that's wrong with Hollywood and you know what? There are no (*bleeps*) I could give.

This is a fair point to make, but lumping in the Fox Sports employee's tweet about being simply scared by a man screaming with the larger race comment is a legitimately irresponsible move.

Says the writer that wrote this article using his Mac.

Don't be ridiculous. It's the Super Bowl—we've got two weeks of this shit waiting for you.

Now wonder Kidd enjoyed meeting Lukas Podolski, it must've been a treat to meet a pole without an airbag smacking him in the face.