I suck at running (see super long comment below, if you want), and I've never been an athlete, but could part of the problem be because you may not be extending fully on a treadmill like you would running on open ground? Or that treadmills are so springy compared to some earth? I know the few times I've tried to jog…

While both teams are hopeless, it's been a fun game. And there's the RGIII/Shanahan/Cousins/Snyder storyline.

I hope Dallas blows up the Packers, because fuck Green Bay. Fuck Dallas, too, but fuck Green Bay harder.

It sucks even more knowing that I can't watch the Saints later. Blahh....why do I have to watch the Pack face Dallas?

They also set the makeup gun to "whore" in the Photoshopped version.

So you guys traded Dom and a bag of balls to NJ.com for links and a blogger to be named later?

Mrs. Jackson: [Reads Article]

"I find Champions League play much better than MLS."

The quality rose when they started loosening provisions to let europes old guys come over. But don't confuse an increase in quality with something actually being good. It's still a terrible product most nights.

Sounds like there is talk of going to 24 teams. I don't know how the league is going to survive long enough for that massive trickle down effect to bear fruit.

Other than England, Spain, Germany, France, Italy, Netherlands and Brazil most domestic leagues are the dregs. With so many talented players from around the world flocking to Europe, the difference in talent between the MLS and similar domestic leagues worldwide is minimal. What is lacking in the MLS is relegation,…

Wow a I am tearing up. It is so great to see an American soccer team fleecing American taxpayers just like their cousins in other major sports. MLS is all grown up now.

In other news, Costa Rica has applied for UEFA membership.

Pranks like this aren't funny and I'm glad he's in jail. Funny pranks are those with no victim, like, for example, stealing sports memorabilia from a restaurant and using that to further your shitty career.

His estimation was about 40 miles off

"Guys, 'Melt Away' is only $39.92. At that price I'm buying two!"

He enters a Georgetown bar and says, "Who wants to sex Saban?" 125 college athletics administrators, 3 NFL GMs, 8 CFL GMs and at 2 International Rugby Club owners get in line behind Paul Finebaum.

Great point. Still, a lot of miles.

This guy gets it.

So it's settled: Arsenal will win the Prem, France will be miraculous WC finalists and the US will lift the World Cup.