Google Now knows which days I typically go to which bars and tells me how long it would take to get there starting around 4PM.... I think I take my phone drinking too much. :/

Haisley has the weirdest boner right now.

OK, so lagers. Light in color, not necessarily light in calories.. Have you had Troegs Sunshine Pils?

What do you mean by light beer?

I only ever did a crab feast once... an all you can eat place in ocean city so I figured why not.. I've never eaten for two hours and still been so so hungry before.

The blue crab is a gift. Especially if I don't have to crack them open to get to the meat.

I fucking love Maryland.

I'm shocked this is coming from a sounders fan.

Whoops... Screamer article with an MLS mention.. I guess Deadspin is looking for a new writer. Bad Editors!!!!

Hot Damn, you're right.

Technically, that beer is called DuClaw's Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter. The label says, "Try our chocolate peanut butter porter and you'll scream: SWEET BABY JESUS!"

Mmmmmmmmm this Marylander loves your bitter tears.

Fair enough. Don't think it's in the same class as some of the other blatantly misogynist beer names you've lambasted in the past. Kudos to your wife for wanting to try an Oyster stout... i don't think I could get mine to touch one with a ten foot pole.

I am not a big fan of Belgian anything. This beer is just OK for me. I love most of their other stuff. These names are hardly offensive.

Well, that's no fun.

How do I get my free Red Bull? my free delicious, delicious, Red Bull.

Good luck Dodai!

You have to be a special kind of evil to even think of this sort of legislation...

Cool. If I see it I'll give it a try.

This is a really interesting read about the history of the IPA... (with a bunch of recipies that would be cool if I home brewed)