Well, I hope it has the 30 pin connector, because I’ve got a clock radio that fits right on it.

On one hand, there’s a weird comfort in things going exactly as we said they would! But on the other...UGH

“This is all so surreal. Surreal and fucking depressing.”

This is all so surreal. Surreal and fucking depressing.

almost got recast as Oracle

The hypocrisy of all of this is the fact Colin took a buyout, didnt tell us the specifics, and there was NO public backlash. Now we are complaining about Jayz trying to influence from the inside? Colin didnt care to fight for anything until he had a temper tantrum about not being played. All of a sudden he cares about…

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

Please reformat this analysis into a meme. Example:

soooooooooo.... what has the near-Nonagenarian been up too in the last 10 years

Nooooo!  That’s untrue, that’s impossible! (Loses a hand and falls down a vent shaft)...

...oh my sweet gentle Jesus fuck.

As someone who worked in textbook publishing, yes to some extent. Texas, Florida and and the Los Angeles unified school districts have the highest number of K-12 enrollments, so when a textbook is vetted, they have the greatest influence of what ultimately will get in front of student’s eyes.

there is also a non-zero chance he’s left without paying and just had them put it on Bobby’s tab.

New York just lost a billion dollars annually in taxes and a $5 billion dollar investment....you just lost bro, cause like a brave new world, corporations don’t even need to kill unions and workers anymore - they just ignore you and leave for cities that want them there. Good job, cause those were jobs and investments…

There is very much an in-depth discussion long overdue for Black America about understanding the lives of Caribbean, European, and African Americans. Too much is lost in translation of how Blackness is defined,and often Black America is very dismissive and blind to its own xenophobia.

This is the America I know and love.

Avatar was awful. Looked pretty, but an awful movie.

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

Bahamas. I think you can do it cheaper when you aren’t legitimately concerned about being murdered.