Slow... golf... clap.

It's Deadspin... of course they were making a joke... cynicism at it's best.

That game looks like a blast. Will be downloading.

This could have been titled... "Here's a short glimpse of the ugliest hardware ever created."

He Said it... He Said it... He said it... and he works for UPS.

UPS Drivers agree.

What do you do in the Start Menu that's sooooooooooo important that it's stopping you from converting? Seriously? In the Start menu you get to My computer... Task Manager... the Search Menu... Run... favorite programs... it's really just clicks away.

5 Minutes... That's how long I blacked out after reading this comment. +1.

Jack D.: And Eminem's watch. Look at that thing.

People are complaining about a start button... when there's a keyboard shortcut that does the same thing... I can't believe people are using something so trivial as a reason for not switching. People gave up a friggen keyboard for a touch screen years ago... changed the world. sigh.

That was a fun way to start Friday... Now tell us about Band Camp.

Apple is like a Mad Bro...

I would sell my 7" in a second for a 10"... and even forego a Surface.

He's dead... he can't screw himself. I agree with you on some level though. I've stated many times in my comments that Apple takes an idea and executes it better than anyone else can and that's why they're where they are.

Gonna go with Mark Texiera. Dude drew the best Wolverine on the Block.

Ha... got one of his ics on my desktop background right now.

Yeah... that's ridiculous. gonna search him out.

I think Apple should have left well enough alone... If they truly wanted to create a cheaper product... why not innovate OS wise and create a more closed system with their old hardware... for instance... the Ipad 2 which many still love. Why not develop the necessary security and integration software wise, to make it…

I always thought Fighter Hayabusa was Dean Malenko. Didn't Dean even have a back to brain kick?

I'm a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Microsoft Fan and I want this thing to succeed and I can see where Sam is coming from... Microsoft is billing it as more than a Tablet... so he expected more. There are tons of Tablets out there that are good for Email, Web Browsing, Reading books, and other daily tasks... but the bar has…