I’ve never heard an impression of Mickey Mouse doing an impression of Jerry Seinfeld.

Until now.

My life is complete.

I’m so grateful for the lack of a Raid. Getting 6 friends together for a Raid has been a major pain in the ass and LFG sites don’t really help, as you wind up with immature players with no team chemistry or effective communication most of the time. Prison of Elders is PERFECT for players like myself who work long…

The Porsche CEO looks like the most stereotypical Porsche owner in the world.

This is somehow more depressing than expected.

Apparently apple hasn’t met my friends.

I loved this book and I can’t wait to see the movie.

However, I wish they’d made one change and that’s the casting for Mark Watney. My choice?

Seth Rogan.

No, seriously. Think about it. Not like, the usual goofy pothead Seth Rogan, but more like Everyman Rogan as seen in Neighbors and, to a lesser extent, The…

Easily one of my favorite movies of all time and the one that made me the biggest fan of Edgar Wright’s writing and editing style. I love the hyperbolic edits and corresponding sound mixing and the writing is tight, snappy, and meta-reverent in the very best possible way. I remember seeing this in theaters with a…

What do I want?

A job offer. :-P

It’s MY car and if I tinker with it and something goes wrong, it’s MY responsibility and I am liable for the results. This is what inspections are for. If I mess with my ECU and the car no longer passes emissions, it’s my responsibility to fix it.

This should be handled on a state level at the very most, or left to the…

There’s one of these sitting in my neighbor’s backyard under a ripped up car cover. No visible rust and it’s a manual. It’s obviously been sitting unused for a very long time. The neighbor is a little old lady, though I don’t know if the car was her’s originally or not.

I’m wondering how much I should offer her for it…

The nearest Subaru dealership to me requires credit checks to test drive the WRX, WRX STI, and BRZ.

We haven’t been back since they told us that. And we were there in the first place looking for a used Outback. A dealership with that sort of mentality isn’t the sort of dealership we want to deal with.

To give 1st-Generation New Mini’s a fair shake, they offered a “Chrono Package” which entirely too few people took advantage of. It removed the giant central speedometer and replaced it with a gauge cluster featuring functional analogue Oil Temp, Oil Pressure, Coolant Temp, and Fuel gauges. The speedometer was…

Yeah, I've done quite a lot of research on them and I definitely want to get one.

I want a WRX sportback. But I prefer the styling, lower insurance premiums, and lack of boy-racer image of the Saab.

I have made a vow that a Sabb 9-2x Aero will be part of my garage before I turn 30. I will find a way, dammit!

My fiancee and I have been searching for an XT or H6 version of one of these for ages and we have had no luck whatsoever finding one of this generation, with either of those engines, for less than $14k, and that's on the extremely low end. Low-mileage, clean examples go for damned near $20k. So frustrating when we're…

What about lifting a car? I'd like to list my 1991 Audi 80 Quattro by an inch or two for some rallycross duties and I'm not having much luck finding resources that don't focus on lowering cars.

I'm curious about the suspension mentioned. To be honest, the Corolla has the foundation for a decently fun car. It's a small car with a free-revving engine, a 6-speed manual, not a ton of weight for a modern car. All that's keeping it from being a legitimately fun car (for what it is) is a better suspension and some…

Just Google "My Crappy Saturn Ruined My Life".

Hope he had a loose grip on the wheel, otherwise I imagine he might be sporting a couple of broken wrists.

Elvis is back, boys!