Sumo coverage? That big boy covered every inch. Left surprisingly few dents, too. :-P

I still miss that freakin' car, man. Oh some of the other stories and shenanigans I could tell you- most of them revolving around it being right-hand-drive. It had close to 370,000 miles on it when the transmission finally gave up the ghost, but the engine still ran like a top. After we pulled it, I sold it to a guy…

Awesome! You won't regret it. You will, however, bawl your eyes out. :-)

This is and will always been one of the most lust-worthy cars I have ever known about. I love absolutely everything about it. It has a permanent spot on my bucket list.

'Rob' is short for 'Robert', which is a traditional Anglo-Saxon name, primarily given to males, that has two syllables and begins with the letter 'R' as well as uses a second instance of the letter 'r' as the penultimate letter.

Plot: A bunch of guys with fragile egos and large bank accounts solve for "length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared" and are perfectly happy. Then one day the Surgeon General goes on T.V. and says their equation is wrong and the correct formula is actually "length times girth…

Damn you nibbles!!!!!

Lol, it's quite alright. I was thoroughly entertained.

What the-? What they hell are those? Is it a tum-

I feel like this one should be included in any discussion about great life quotes from racing drivers:

"Hey man, don't knock it till you've tried it. You'd be surprised what you're open to, especially when it's a Brazilian chick named Rosalita bending over in front of you while you've got your eyes closed and your tongue out."

Exactamundo.

Are you being serious or tongue-in-cheek? I can't tell with text sometimes.

I'm just amazed that they could get 11 guys to go 26 seconds without a single one of them farting.

How to become best friends with your car, before you give it a mercy killing: A nostalgic photo demonstration.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Certainly not as succinctly.

"Hm? Yeeachh! Rotten!"

"Errrrmmmmmm. I don't know. I quite like it, errrrmmmmm. It reminds me of my brood mother for some reason. Errrrrmmm."

You have just entered...the Desu Zone.

Oooh! This sounds fun! Here's mine- analyze me. C'mon! I hear it tickles!

This basically Zero Hedge throwing bullshit at Matt while he tries to read in peace:

Hey Matt, what size gloves do you wear?