It is indeed a Saabaru.

I plan on it, as soon as I can save up the money. ;-)

Nope.

This is a Rob Zombie song waiting to happen.

I'm too poor to afford anything nice and I still didn't get a Panther.
Instead I invested my life savings into a 23 year old Audi.
Still don't regret it. >.>

"Oh my God, it's still running! Can you believe it? I CAN'T! The fact that my car can still move under its own power has restored my faith in a higher power! Those four rings? It's like the four signs of stigmata! Owning my Audi is like being a real-life Job- minus the lucky bits. But it's all worth it because when it…

This guy is an imbecile.

The key to not flipping during a spin: keep the engine facing forward.

So you want to throw a pity party but kick out everybody who wants to actually provide advice on how to improve your situation? What are you- 15? I think the reason you can't find a partner isn't because of your 'non-thin' body, I think it's because you're an immature narcissist.

Perhaps they need to change their approach to how they look for partners. My current girlfriend and I met on OKCupid. Online dating still carries a strong stigma, but when it is done right, it leads to you getting to know the person mentally, intellectually, and to a lesser extent, emotionally before the physical…

How so?

My girlfriend is fat. So am I. She accepts it, I accept it. I mean, she's tall, broad, very Germanic and Nordic and has had two kids. Who would ever expect her to be small and thin and petite? It's unrealistic. Same with me. I'm Scott-Irish and I'm very broad-shouldered and I'm rocking the thick middle myself. My own…

Still more outward visibility than a modern Camaro.

Ma'am, you can't hold Porsche responsible for your husband's inability to maintain and properly operate a high-end sportscar. Driver ineptitude is hardly something Porsche can be held accountible for.

Lose the front differential and about $30k.

For those mad lateral G's, yo!

My girlfriend saw this and could not stop laughing. When she finally caught her breath and wiped tears from her eyes, she finally explained why she'd started laughing so hard:

"How about you drop trou and navigate your frigate through my rough seas!?"

"I thought it was supposed to be a stork..."

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