Dammit, Skay! I just got back from my bunk and now I gotta go back again! ;-P

Apparently. ;-)

Who needs 'the talk' these days when you have Google? :-P

Hahaha. Yeah. It has been a while. I'm somewhere in the teens, though, so I'm more than satisfied. :-)

Agreed. Would love nothing more than to take a long ride on, ahem, both. >.>

I generally go for more for old-school cafe ra- *Looks at picture* -cer sty...lings...um, err...wow. Eh...yeah. That- that'll do just fine. She's got such nice...BRAKES! Brakes! Yeah! And such smooth ski- CARBON FIBER! That's what I meant! Carbon fiber curves! I also really like that set of hooters-HEADERS! I MEAN…

Psssh! No biggie! Don't get your insides all twisted about it- your heart was in the right place. ;-)

Does it count as masturbation if I provide my own reward on your behalf? Because this picture is pretty much my idea of two-wheeled perfection, haha.

Awwww shucks, ya shouldn't have, Andrew! Thanks, though! Glad I could provide a few chuckles. Even my dad and his buddies, who are all bikers, had a laugh at it. Still isn't going to stop them from calling me a 'cager' though. :-P

Rumor is he's had another sponsorship offer.

"I used to tell everyone that I'd never drive a car. I said, 'Swear to God, man, you'll never see me in no cage. I was born free, not a cager.' But recently I had a change of heart."

It'd be a complete flop stateside. Because we all know that the better a car is, the fewer Americans will buy it.

"Look man, I'm tellin' ya. Chassic flex is just a myth that Japanese made up so people would think that our cars don't handle good. 'Torsional rigidity' is just another way to say 'bumpy ride'. Just you watch, man- in 40 years, cars like these will be legendary for their ability to take a corner. Take my word."

Exactly. His first mistake was getting married in the first place, much less a second time.

I bought a pair in the time frame, but fuck-all if I kept the receipt. Who the hell keeps a receipt from 2010?

Accounted for in the formula.

"Pfft! Low center of gravity is so overrated." - Porsche

You are exactly right and it was that exact demographic at whom I was poking fun.

Last time I got into a fight with my roommate is was 22 years of pent-up Mario Kart frustration in 2 minutes.