I disagree. I believe the ratio of Douchebags to Bimmers is in direct correlation to the ease of purchasing said Bimmer. The more difficult one finds it to afford a BMW, the lower the chances are of one being a Douchebag. Inversely, if purchasing a BMW is of no severe financial consequence, then there is a higher…

Whenever I pass by my local Mitsubishi dealership, I look at the 'HUGE SALE!' and 'MASSIVE BLOWOUT' signs and think the same thing I say to myself each time I'm greeted by the wrinkled old cougar who winks at me every time I walk into Wal-Mart:

"Maybe 20 years ago, toots."

"That's weird. I thought the only interior color for the Fiesta ST seats was black." - The second owner.

I heard a similar description from my date after my senior prom.

On a related note, bench seats need to make a comeback.

The one common factor between the two is that anyone over the age of 30 is still ashamed to admit they've had one.

"What's that in my mirror? Have I...Have I passed into the...Danger Zone?"

Blame the intern.

It worked for Clinton.

Of course. Extra syllables on top of everything else. Way to make the Brits even less likely to discuss buying a Jeep.

Your first mistake was getting married in the first place. :-P

My grampa once told me "If you find that you only get to be with a woman one time in your life, then go out, buy the nicest suit you can, head to Vegas and walk down to where the girls work the corner and find the classiest, most expensive one you can, even if you can't afford her. Make sure you finish inside her,…

This would only work in parts of the world that pretty much don't ever get major thunderstorms or hail storms. So, basically, southern California.

I know that here in South Carolina, that thing would get ripped to shreds within a year.

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Huh? What's that? Ooooooh, you meant racing! Oh! My bad!

I almost bought one of these in champagne tan mere weeks before leaving for my freshman year of college. I was so excited I'm pretty sure I was surrounded by a Dragonball-Z-esque aura of lightning and glowey flamey things. The Prelude Si was in immaculate cosmetic condition inside and out. It came with a…

Oh trust me, I know- I drive an Audi. I realize the stereotypes aren't all-inclusive. But I live 40 minutes from BMW's Spartanburg, SC plant- smack dab in the middle of bimmer country (not including that fatherland and all). So it's fun to poke at them. ;-)

You're getting way more up-in-arms than I originally intended, mate. My initial post was very tongue in cheek and was just meant to point out the irony of Alfa saying "All of our cars from here on out are going to have rear differentials- except the one you guys were all excited about that was going to be affordable…

We don't talk about the GTV here. >.>

:-P

Well then, it has even less business being replaced by the MX-5. You should inform Dave of this development, haha.

New from BMW, the fastest conveyance of douche in the world.

The resemblance is uncanny!