Yeah. It means 'little boat'. It could also be translated as 'dingy', or, as my roommate found out, a deceptively passive-aggressive nickname for one's penis.

No, no, get it right.

"Seven Hells, that Couch kid sure is a dick."

'MURICA!

No-no-no, stop trying to fist bump me! Stop. Seriously. And put down the case of Bud Lite and half-gallon of lighter fluid. That wasn't a proud, happy, excited-to-bleed-red-white-and-blue "'MURICA". That was a frustrated, head-shaking, goddammit-why-does-it-have-to-be-this-way "'MURICA".

You know the only…

There are roadsters. And then there are icons. The MX-5 has always been an iconic roadster, as was the Spider. The Barchetta just sounds like a fancy ice cream flavor. Or a be-cleavaged Italian supervillain. Either way, in the automotive world, name recognition trumps the vast majority of logic and when it comes to…

If they're afraid of their Siamese Miata competing with the $60,000+ 4C Spyder, then either someone really sucks at math or....someone really sucks at math. That's about it.

Jag, without a moment's hesitation. It looks better, sounds better, and is visibly more fun to drive.

So, Alfa Romeo moves away from FWD to focus on RWD and AWD. That's step one. Apparently step two is to simultaneously remove one of the most beloved and anticipated RWD coupe platforms in the world from Alfa Romeo's portfolio, just as they are embracing the power of the rear differential, and instead badge it as a…

Some serious cleavage, a double pearl necklace, and a show on Cox?

I approve of her business model. >.>

"All of them!"

Words that I live by (and plan on having tastefully placed somewhere on my own car):

"It's not what you drive. It's how you drive it."

Now, most Jalops read this as "driving slow cars fast is awesome" or "hoon it, regardless of what it is". And, to be honest, they're not wrong. But I also interpret personally as…

Methinks you do not understand the point I was making.

Did you not read my comment in full? Let me guess- you just skimmed it. Let me quote the very first line back for you:

True. I see your point. Too bad theories rarely translate well into reality.

"Unless there are kids involved or the spouse is disabled,"

Unless there are kids involved or the spouse is disabled, spousal support is a complete farcical mound of bullshit. We should do away with it. The sooner we do away with it, the sooner divorced men can afford better celebratory "finally free!" cars.

It's still quite useful to those of us who don't live in suburbs or densely packed cities, where our friends aren't all 5-10 minutes away. I still use it quite often to keep in touch with friends from college as well as family and it's the primary method of communication for myself and my girlfriend when we're not…

Anyone who has ever driven a car, or seen one driven, at the limits can obviously tell that this video would be a 2-hour documentary without all of the fast-forwarding going on. .

Oh...so that's what an emergency blow is.

Damn...that means I lied to all those girls back in college and didn't even realize it...

Nope.