Wait...18 years ago?! Please tell me that's a typo, and I am, in fact, not THAT old?

I just want to go on record as saying that a glass swimming pool on the penthouse balcony is, without a doubt, the absolute worst idea that I have ever heard in my entire goddamn life. But you're the men, so...

Ugh, THAT ending, I had nightmares for weeks with that face, I liked that character.

It also includes a flowchart a la Virtue's Last Reward, since the original 999 lacks it.

I actually liked Shaq Fu...

Stop. I'm going to hurt myself if I roll my eyes any harder.

Rob. No. Come on.

I swear, Smith has a crush on Kingston and Coleman has a crush on Smith.

Who wouldn't be proud to have Alex Kingston for a wife?

WILL THERE BE CHAOS?!

Cosmos under her dress?

First flop? What about Iron Man 3? Yea, it made money, but that movie was TERRIBLE.

Well, when you finally find them you can be all "Dun nun na naaa."

You missed my favorites, for the Gaming Nerd:

"Oh I'm into uh... Murders and Executions mostly."

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I'm mostly a Nintendo Fanboy, and have played and beated almost all of this JRPGS, but, where the hell is