Also, fuck yes Pittsburgh. I actually live in Monroeville but we have our own Primanti's and like 5 bars so really it's just Little Pittsburgh.

Yeah but I mean I just kept saying 'well ok I did this so I can go this way now and oh ok that works sweet now I can do this'.

The Ganon's Castle thing? It was not my finest moment.

Whoa buddy. Whoa. Take a fucking chill. What's your issue with 'modern gamers'? I've been gaming since I was a child, and I was born in 1990. So do the math there.

When people were trying to figure out who he was, I, whom did not care for Naruto, asked my friend 'well dude, who could he possibly be' and he was like 'oh there's this guy and this guy and a guy named tobi an-' and I was like 'you do realise it's tobi right just look at his fucking name'.

It was my first Zelda title and first game of that kind of scale and while it took me a long time to beat it I got it done without much hassle.

Probably. My biggest shame in my first runthrough is that it took me about 3 days to find Gannondorf's Castle. Everything else, was pretty easy, save maybe a boss fight here and there.

I FIGURED HE WAS THE GERUDO KING SO HIS CASTLE WAS IN THE DESERT COME ON GIVE ME A BREAK I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE THIS HAPPENED TO.

I'm 23. I played OoT when I was a wee lad.

You kids need to realise something. The water temple was extremely straight forward. Every time you got a key, there was only one way to go, and if you passed one of the water-level changers, chances are you had to use it.

And then of course there is the holy savior of anime, Kill la Kill.

Call me when Citizen Kane requires user input and it's pace is controlled solely by said user.

Ok, here we go son.

Nice to hear from you too, fellow Kotaku reader.

Sure, the story is dated and mostly dull, and upon further inspection it's really just a story of Zelda being a total goddamn moron. If she never gave you the Ocarina, everything else wouldn't had happened.

Hasn't aged well at all. Not as timeless as it used to be. LttP was by far superior. Always been more partial to MM myself.

On a pause menu? I just exists said menu.

I don't remember much about VLR, but there is something that I did notice that seems to connect the titles.

NO DON'T DO THAT STOP DOING THAT TO MY FEELINGS

Oh god my sides

I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE