A slightly more detailed answer: Many of those phonetic abbreviations are non-standard brevity codes that units use over the radio and get adopted into the wider lexicon. "Charlie Mike" (continue/continuing mission) dates at least to the Vietnam War and is pretty widely known. "Oscar Mike" was never used in any of the…

They fight like little girls.

There you go

Holy shit, that turbo's powerful!

Bender: "Oooh yeah baby, show me the good stuff..."

You got banned too hey? It was a small mustache on the Mona Lisa, I swear the French have no sense of humor.

Well, here's a question, why wasn't SHE using contraceptives? I love this mentality that it's always the man's responsibility to use them, even though the woman knows full well the likely consequence of letting someone give you an unwrapped hot beef injection. At what point does the female in this equation have…

How about stop riding on the streets and commute via public or private motorized transportation. Cyclists are the cancer of america's roadways.

Just ignore all of the assholes responding to you without rational thought or reading comprehension. What a bunch of dicks.

I agree with you 100 percent. If there are multiple cars I'm trying to pass in the right lane why the funk should I move over just because I'm doing 80 and the dick behind me wants to do 90 if I'm still passing cars I deserve to be in the left lane. If I've passed the multiple cars and there is space ahead I'll pull…

I pay attention to my rear view mirror if there is more then one car behind me I move over, if its one guy being a twat he can go fuck himself.

I DEMAND A VIRTUAL BOY MODE WHERE ALL COLORS ARE RED.

Fuck. You. America

"Taking a selfie" still sounds like slang for masturbation to me. Think of "selfie" as the first person neologism for "groupie" and you'll never look at it the same again. Sometimes I'm like the William Safire of the low brow.

The bombings that ended WWII in the pacific likely saved nearly 1 million American lives that would have been lost in a mainland invasion, it is also likely less Japanese died in the bombings than would have in a mainland invasion. More people lived because of the overwhelming violence that the nuclear age ushered in…

They haven't unlocked the Sense of Humor augmentation yet.

'H' as in hot car show hooters, right...?

Then it's artbreaking.

Incredibly disappointed this isn't at least a David Attenborough impersonator. You raised the bar far too high with that title, he sounds like a bucket of nails :(

You should have poured some milk on them like cereal. They would be like Kookie Krisps, but good.