In Superman II, Superman was supposed to throw weaponized Nacho Cheese Doritos at Sod and Co., but that product placement deal fell through, leaving us with only this sad replacement:

...yup, that checks out.

There is a Quantum Universe of flavor in every can!

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Pantied Loons.

I was wondering when we’ll see that. A dizzying 15 second free-fall concluding with a crunch/splat sound.

One of these days, we’re gonna get a top notch (inadvertent) snuff film from one of these daredevils...in HD.

CNN...

Anyone else nut sacks a tingling here?!?!?! .... yikes...

The rumor is they get married. The best man is MC Skat Kat.

Just don’t mix them up. Or fill them both with Schlitz so that way if you do mix them up, you won’t be too bad off.

It’s as if millions of plankton suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

NOW That’s What I Call Atrocity! Vols. 1-8.

My buddy at Disney Who I Love to Namedrop Because I Myself Am Boring started out on Garfield 2. His credit? “fur and fat simulation”. He was always philosophical about his early career. He made good money.

Still, it might have a good soundtrack.

I’m disappointed Once Upon a Time in the West didn’t make it.